THE "GENIUS" (Cosmopolitan) NATIONAL BESTSELLER ON THE ART OF CARING LESS AND GETTING MORE Are you stressed out, overbooked, and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? It's time to stop giving a f*ck. This brilliant, hilarious, and practical parody of Marie Kondo's bestseller The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt--and give your f*cks instead to people and things that make you happy. The easy-to-use, two-step NotSorry Method for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f*ck about: Family drama Having a "bikini body" Iceland Co-workers' opinions, pets, and children And other bullsh*t! And it will free you to spend your time, energy, and money on the things that really matter. So what are you waiting for? Stop giving a f*ck and start living your best life today!
Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.
Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)
What the Fuck? There are so many coloring books with little flowers and Mandalas! But how about a coloring book that really makes you LAUGH and RELAX! Swear words! Dirty sayings! This book will make you go oooo and Yes! Swearing is just so much fun! We need to take advantage of this adult coloring! and fill it with swears. This swear word coloring book is a best seller on other sites! People can't get enough of these swear words! - Want to see the pages inside? Go to this link https: //youtu.be/3eKLhMEFGcg
From the New York Times bestselling author of Furiously Happy... When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Includes a new chapter! Readers Guide Inside From the Trade Paperback edition.
Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.
Los Angeles magazine is a regional magazine of national stature. Our combination of award-winning feature writing, investigative reporting, service journalism, and design covers the people, lifestyle, culture, entertainment, fashion, art and architecture, and news that define Southern California. Started in the spring of 1961, Los Angeles magazine has been addressing the needs and interests of our region for 48 years. The magazine continues to be the definitive resource for an affluent population that is intensely interested in a lifestyle that is uniquely Southern Californian.
Now in paperback, the international bestselling romantic comedy “bursting with warmth, emotional depth, and…humor,” (Entertainment Weekly) featuring the oddly charming, socially challenged genetics professor, Don, as he seeks true love. The art of love is never a science: Meet Don Tillman, a brilliant yet socially inept professor of genetics, who’s decided it’s time he found a wife. In the orderly, evidence-based manner with which Don approaches all things, he designs the Wife Project to find his perfect partner: a sixteen-page, scientifically valid survey to filter out the drinkers, the smokers, the late arrivers. Rosie Jarman possesses all these qualities. Don easily disqualifies her as a candidate for The Wife Project (even if she is “quite intelligent for a barmaid”). But Don is intrigued by Rosie’s own quest to identify her biological father. When an unlikely relationship develops as they collaborate on The Father Project, Don is forced to confront the spontaneous whirlwind that is Rosie―and the realization that, despite your best scientific efforts, you don’t find love, it finds you. Arrestingly endearing and entirely unconventional, Graeme Simsion’s distinctive debut “navigates the choppy waters of adult relationships, both romantic and platonic, with a fresh take (USA TODAY). “Filled with humor and plenty of heart, The Rosie Project is a delightful reminder that all of us, no matter how we’re wired, just want to fit in” (Chicago Tribune).
Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***
The first book in the heart-stopping The Darkest Minds trilogy, by New York Times bestselling author of Passenger, for fans of Divergent and The Hunger Games. Ruby is sixteen. She is dangerous. And she is alive. For now. A mysterious disease has killed most of America's children. Ruby might have survived, but she and the others have emerged with something far worse than a virus: frightening abilities they cannot control. Pressured by the government, Ruby's parents sent her to Thurmond, a brutal state 'rehabilitation camp', where she has learned to fear and suppress her new power. But what if mastering it is a whole generation's only chance for survival? 'A riveting emotional read that kept me on the edge.' - Melissa Marr, author of Wicked Lovely Alexandra Bracken is the New York Times bestselling author of Passenger, Wayfarer and The Darkest Minds series. Visit her online at www.alexandrabracken.com and on Twitter @alexbracken.
An Inspirational Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults. If you like bad language and inspiring words, then imagine what happens when you mix the two? You get Enlighten the F/ck Up. Inside these pages are gorgeous mandalas, beautifully drawn people, animals, nature scenes, and abstract designs. All pages are single sided, so you don't have to worry about bleed-through or pressing too hard with whatever media you choose. Get ready to reduce your stress and induce relaxation, because as research has shown, speaking, writing, or coloring bad words is actually good for you. So, sit back, get a nice drink, and begin coloring your new inspirational adult coloring book. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE and IS NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
These 31 charming winter scenes offer a year-round delight! Original designs include detailed renderings of snow-covered landscapes; picturesque homes decorated for Christmas; and families enjoying skating, skiing, sledding, and building snowmen.
This beautiful coloring book features 36 creative and intricate designs with wonderfully illustrated mugshots of your very favorite celebrities to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life. Each single-sided page includes aggression-relieving, hilarious images of our favorite celebrities at their worst! The Rich and Famous are F****ed Up! Introducing the world's first Celebrity Mugshots adult coloring book. You've never experienced anything like this before. This new adult coloring book features 36 of the best celebrity mugshots ever. Your designs will be vibrant with color. Unwind and relax with this beautiful coloring book... let your steam loose! What's Inside 36 Hilarious Mugshots to Color (see list below) Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Naughty Celebrities! List of Celebrity Mugshots Mike Tyson Nick Nolte Khloe Kardashian James Brown Robert Downey Jr. Lindsay Lohan Hugh Grant Justin Bieber Bill Cosby Randy Travis Coolio Paris Hilton Mickey Rourke Kid Rock George Clinton Mel Gibson Charlie Sheen Nicole Richie Eminem Vince Vaughn Glen Campbell Martha Stewart Snoop Dogg Sam Shepard Bill Gates Gary Coleman Phil Spector Johnny Manziel Michael Jackson Flavor Flav Heather Locklear Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) Matthew McConaughey O.J. Simpson Nicolas Cage Prince Join the masses and unwind with Celebrity Mugshots: Keeping Up With The Incarcerated, An Adult Coloring Book. Color designs featuring both classic and recent celebrity mugshots. Each page is designed with beautiful patterns, swirls, paisleys, mandalas, flowers, and leaves... color away while laughing your ass off. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the celebrity that connects with you. Then color in your naughty new friend with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon. Enjoy mindfulness and relaxation with this brilliant anti-stress therapy, also the perfect gag-gift! This beautiful coloring book features: 36 Classic, Funny and Outrageous Celebrity Mugshots to Color Beautiful Designs with Intricate Details 36 Single-Sided Pages at 8.5 x 11 Order now and get started. Your inner peace is waiting, enjoy the royal screw ups of the rich and famous. TAGS: adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, leafy animals coloring book,"