Jane and the Giant Poop First Ed

Jane and the Giant Poop  First Ed Author Suzanne Schlosberg
ISBN-10 0990877442
Year 2017-04-01
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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Jane hasn't been her sunny self lately.After her giant poop clogs the toilet andshe visits Dr. Pooper, her belly stopsaching and her poop turns to mush.Now, the toilet will flush!

It s No Accident

It s No Accident Author Steve Hodges
ISBN-10 9780762784271
Year 2012-02-07
Pages 240
Language en
Publisher Rowman & Littlefield
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Proven, practical advice for treating and preventing potty problems.

Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet

Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet Author Jane Whelen-Banks
ISBN-10 1846428742
Year 2008-11-15
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Jessica Kingsley Publishers
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'This is Liam. Every day Liam eats lots of good food. Each time Liam eats, his tummy gets fuller and fuller... and fuller... until Liam's tummy starts to stretch' Successful toilet training is a time of celebration for both parents and child. It marks the end of dirty diapers and a forward step in the development of a child. Fraught with both stress and triumph, the period of toilet training can take from days to months. For a typical child, learning to gain control over the body's internal stimuli can be at best challenging. For many children, however, these internal cues can be overwhelming and confusing, leading to both a frustrating and traumatic toileting experience. Liam Goes Poo in the Toilet illustrates the relationship between eating and excreting. It provides visual instructions on how to 'relax and push'. After much fanfare, Liam finally masters going `poo' in the toilet, and both he and Mum bask in the glory of a job well done.

Dino Poop

Dino Poop Author Jane Hammerslough
ISBN-10 0439852781
Year 2006
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher Tangerine Press
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Explains ways in which scientists discover information about prehistoric animals, such as through coprolites, amber, frozen remains, and remains found in bogs, and includes related activities.

The M O P Book

The M  O  P  Book Author Steve Hodges
ISBN-10 0990877434
Year 2017-01-01
Pages
Language en
Publisher
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A guide to the Modified O'Regan Protocol (M.O.P.), the only proven way to stop bedwetting.

Holy Shit

Holy Shit Author Gene Logsdon
ISBN-10 9781603583107
Year 2010-08-30
Pages 272
Language en
Publisher Chelsea Green Publishing
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In his insightful new book, Holy Shit: Managing Manure to Save Mankind, contrary farmer Gene Logsdon provides the inside story of manure-our greatest, yet most misunderstood, natural resource. He begins by lamenting a modern society that not only throws away both animal and human manure-worth billions of dollars in fertilizer value-but that spends a staggering amount of money to do so. This wastefulness makes even less sense as the supply of mined or chemically synthesized fertilizers dwindles and their cost skyrockets. In fact, he argues, if we do not learn how to turn our manures into fertilizer to keep food production in line with increasing population, our civilization, like so many that went before it, will inevitably decline. With his trademark humor, his years of experience writing about both farming and waste management, and his uncanny eye for the small but important details, Logsdon artfully describes how to manage farm manure, pet manure and human manure to make fertilizer and humus. He covers the field, so to speak, discussing topics like: How to select the right pitchfork for the job and use it correctly How to operate a small manure spreader How to build a barn manure pack with farm animal manure How to compost cat and dog waste How to recycle toilet water for irrigation purposes, and How to get rid ourselves of our irrational paranoia about feces and urine. Gene Logsdon does not mince words. This fresh, fascinating and entertaining look at an earthy, but absolutely crucial subject, is a small gem and is destined to become a classic of our agricultural literature.

Black Lung

Black Lung Author Joshua Dobson
ISBN-10
Year 2014-11-07
Pages
Language en
Publisher Comet Press
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(WARNING: Contains Explicit Sexual Content) Length: Novelette After nubile young Gretchen is picked up at the bus station by an attractive older woman, she soon finds herself esconced in a palatial mansion with a seemingly unlimited supply of fine sinsemilla and all the weird rich people food she can eat. Gretchen knows her rent and board will be taken out of her supple young body, but little does she suspect how much of it her gorgeous patron will seek to claim. ----------- SeX Files, a Comet Press imprint, is an independent publisher of high heat erotica Visit SeX Files on the web at sexfiles.cometpress.us Follow SeX Files on Twitter and Facebook twitter.com/sexxxfiles facebook.com/sexfileserotica Visit Comet Press on the web at: www.cometpress.us Follow Comet Press on twitter and facebook: twitter.com/cometpress facebook.com/cometpress

Black Wine

Black Wine Author Candas Jane Dorsey
ISBN-10 9781927400357
Year 2013-10-01
Pages 306
Language en
Publisher Five Rivers Chapmanry
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Winner of the James Tiptree, Jr. Award, Crawford Award, and Prix Aurora Award. An old woman hangs in a cage; a young woman slaves on a rich lord's estate. How does a woman discover and assert her identity in a primeval, barbaric world? From slave dens to merchant cities to isolated mountains, Candas Jane Dorsey's novel is a powerful exploration of gender, identity, and freedom.

Sir Scallywag and the Deadly Dragon Poo

Sir Scallywag and the Deadly Dragon Poo Author Giles Andreae
ISBN-10 9780723288244
Year 2014-08-28
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Penguin UK
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Sir Scallywag is back, and he's mightier than ever! When Baron Greedyguts steals King Colin's sweet machine, the King knows there's only one knight who can help - even if he is only six years old. Sir Scallywag and trusty steed Doofus come to the rescue in this epic tale of bravery, chivalry... and deadly dragon poo.

Ten Miles Past Normal

Ten Miles Past Normal Author Frances O'Roark Dowell
ISBN-10 1416995870
Year 2011-03-22
Pages 224
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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From bestselling author Frances O’Roark Dowell, a “funny and winning” (Kirkus Reviews) tale of one teen’s quest for normalcy—and the much more exciting detours she takes along the way. Janie Gorman is smart and creative and a little bit funky…but what she really wants to be is normal. Because living on an isolated farm with her modern-hippy parents is decidedly not normal, no matter how delicious the goat cheese. High school gives Janie the chance to prove to her suburban peers that she’s just like them, but before long she realizes normal is completely overrated, and pretty dull. If she’s going to learn how to live large (and forget the haters), Janie will have to give up the quest and make room in her life for things from the fringe—like jam band, righteous chocolate, small acts of great bravery, and a boy named Monster. Ten Miles Past Normal is a quirky road map for life—and also a reminder that detours are not about missing out, but about finding a new way home.

I m a Dirty Dinosaur

I m a Dirty Dinosaur Author Janeen Brian
ISBN-10 9780857973689
Year 2013-04-24
Pages 22
Language en
Publisher Penguin UK
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From award-winning author Janeen Brian and award-winning illustrator Ann James comes the ebook editon of this gorgeous rhyming picture book about a naughty little dinosaur who loves to get dirty. Bright, colourful, simple illustrations and a delightful audio reading, including highlighting of individual words as they are read, makes this perfect for sharing with the very young. Stomp, splash, slide, dive . . . . This little dinosaur just loves mud!

Curious about Fossils

Curious about Fossils Author Kate Waters
ISBN-10 9780448490199
Year 2016-03-01
Pages 32
Language en
Publisher Grosset & Dunlap
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"[Are] you curious where ... fossils came from-- and who found them? Dig into this book to discover more about [the] exciting clues to the past!"--Page 4 of cover.

The Unmentionables

The Unmentionables Author Bruce Norris
ISBN-10 9780810125841
Year 2009-04-27
Pages 131
Language en
Publisher Northwestern University Press
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Set in western equatorial Africa, The Unmentionables opens with a pugnacious monologue warning the audience to get out while they still have a chance to do something really fun - like watch cable television. Those who resist this directive are treated to a biting satire featuring four Americans hoping to "do good in the world": a young Christian missionary and his ex-fiancee, a disenchanted Hollywood actress, and an aging, wealthy businessman and his desperately lonely wife. A fire set at the missionary's home ignites a night of painful disillusionment, as their notions of how to help the locals are exploded by the realities of money, power, and politics. The stakes rise steadily until they are forced to confront the question of the value of a single life.

Saint Norman

Saint Norman Author Thomas Aiello
ISBN-10 9780595258529
Year 2002
Pages 260
Language en
Publisher iUniverse
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Ruth Messier had been sitting in a special care hospital strapped to a chair for twenty-five years. She couldn't see or hear. She couldn't smell or taste or feel. She had no arms and no legs. Ruth Messier was a bowling ball. Unbeknownst to the torso, a gun-toting teenager killed fourteen patrons of the Thrifty Mart, a gas station just across the street from Ruth's special care hospital. At the same time, a woman ran out on her alcoholic boyfriend and their two cats. Enter Saint Norman, the patron saint of bowling balls. Saint Norman, looking down on the Lanes of Life from his snack bar in the sky. From the author of Womb of Monsters comes a hilarious satirical novel where saints play poker, trees are used to communicate with the dead, and nurses have ninja ability. In this new work, Thomas Aiello takes on religious dogma, the judicial system, and the media as events quickly spiral to a dramatic conclusion. Saint Norman is tragicomedy at its finest.