Make Life Your Bitch a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book

Make Life Your Bitch  a Motivational and Inspirational Adult Coloring Book Author John T
ISBN-10 1533469504
Year 2016-05-25
Pages 56
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Turn Your Stress Into Success! Turn your stress into success with this motivational and inspirational swear word adult coloring book! For fans of adult coloring books and swear word coloring books Coloring page designs are printed single-sided to prevent bleed Swear word phrases and expressions like: "Not giving a fuck is better than revenge, Trust no man fear no bitch, and You're pretty fuckin' rad keep that shit up." Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Buy 'Make Life Your Bitch' now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***

I Don t Give A Shit MIDNIGHT EDITION

I Don t Give A Shit MIDNIGHT EDITION Author
ISBN-10 1945362154
Year 1992-01-04
Pages
Language en
Publisher Green Cow Coloring
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Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! This is a swear word Adult coloring book. Swear word coloring book black edition And perfect for Relaxation! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! * Gorgeous original artwork! * If you love swearing this book is for you! This is the perfect adult coloring book for parents. This is the black edition of the book. You will love this best seller! Perfect for Men and women. This midnight edition is full of fun. swear word coloring book jungle What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? Swear word coloring book for parents I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?

Calm the F Ck Down

Calm the F Ck Down Author Sasha O'Hara
ISBN-10 1473642043
Year 2016-04-21
Pages 48
Language en
Publisher John Murray
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Sometimes, after a long hard day, you just need to f*cking relax. To sit back and colour the things you can't say. Calm the F*ck Down is the perfect way to unwind and release your own beautiful smartass. Enjoy these irreverent yet beautiful adult colouring pages. Then sit back and sigh 'hell yeah' for a job well done. These single-sided colouring pages range from moderate to highly detailed in complexity. Images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own sassy quip like 'Home is Where the Vodka Is', 'Suck it Up, Buttercup', 'Carpe F*cking Diem', and other humorous, subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.

Coloring Books for Adults Relaxation

Coloring Books for Adults Relaxation Author Coloring Books for Adults Relaxation
ISBN-10 1540498425
Year 2016-11-21
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Fun! Fun! Fun! Let your creativity run wild! 30 Original Artist Designs, High Resolution A Gorgeous Coloring Book!!! *Printed on one side of the paper *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Adult Coloring Books

Adult Coloring Books Author Adult Coloring Books
ISBN-10 1940282861
Year 2016-06-23
Pages 104
Language en
Publisher Tip Top Education
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Over 45 whimsical high resolution, professionally printed coloring pages--an adult relaxation coloring book. *Beautiful Images--animals, flowers, and gorgeous scenes. *Delightful Drawings--ranging from EASY to VERY complex. *Incredibly Fun and Relaxing

Greetings Asshole

Greetings  Asshole Author John T
ISBN-10 1537051326
Year 2016-08-11
Pages 50
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents Unleash Your Inner Parent

Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents  Unleash Your Inner Parent Author John T
ISBN-10 1534707387
Year 2016-06-14
Pages 56
Language en
Publisher
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I get it. There is nothing you love more than your children. They bring happiness, joy and purpose to your life.However, there are times when parenting just gets overwhelming, am I right? Maybe your kids even turn into little monsters and wreak absolute havoc on your day. For those moments, I present to you The Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents.This adult coloring book is filled with phrases that you many not say directly to your kids, but admit it....you have thought some of them once, twice, or 300 times.So, just relax and let your inner parent out with the Swear Word Coloring Book for Parents.

Pleasure Unbound

Pleasure Unbound Author Larissa Ione
ISBN-10 9780748126125
Year 2011-08-04
Pages 304
Language en
Publisher Hachette UK
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Tayla Mancuso is a demon-slayer who hungers for sensual pleasure - but fears it will always be denied her. Until she lands in a hospital run by demons in disguise, and the head doctor, Eidolon, makes her body burn with unshakable desire. But to prove her ultimate loyalty to her peers, she must betray the surgeon who saved her life. Eidolon cannot resist this fiery, dangerous woman who fills him with both rage and passion. Not only is she his enemy, but she could very well be the hunter who has been preying upon his people. Torn between his need for the truth and his quest to find his perfect mate before a horrific transformation claims him forever, Eidolon will dare the unthinkable - and let Tayla possess him, body and soul . . .

The Coloring Book for Goths

The Coloring Book for Goths Author Tom Devonald
ISBN-10 1501142569
Year 2016-05-03
Pages 96
Language en
Publisher
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A hilariously nihilistic, “off-color” coloring book that encourages moodiness, moroseness, and misery over mindful meditation—perfect for the goth in us all. A coloring book for adults whose glasses are always half empty. Grab your favorite black pencil or crayon and take a break from the daily grind with the world’s most depressing coloring book. In a hilarious parody of the adult coloring book trend, The Coloring Book for Goths will have you laughing from the darkest depths of your soul–if you're capable of such a thing.

A Kingdom of Dreams

A Kingdom of Dreams Author Judith McNaught
ISBN-10 9781501145483
Year 2016-11-01
Pages 464
Language en
Publisher Simon and Schuster
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Let New York Times bestselling author Judith McNaught who “is in a class by herself” (USA TODAY) sweep you off your feet and into another time with her sensual, passionate, and spellbinding historical romance classics, featuring her “unique magic” (RT Book Reviews)—now available for the first time on ebook. Abducted from her convent school, headstrong Scottish beauty Jennifer Merrick does not easily surrender to Royce Westmoreland, Duke of Claymore. Known as “The Wolf,” his very name strikes terror in the hearts of his enemies. But proud Jennifer will have nothing to do with the fierce English warrior who holds her captive, no matter what he threatens. Boldly she challenges his will—until the night he takes her in his powerful embrace, awakening in her an irresistible hunger. Suddenly Jennifer finds herself ensnared in a bewildering and seductive web of pride, passion, and overwhelming love. This beloved tale about two defiant hearts clashing in a furious battle of wills in the glorious age of chivalry “will stay in your heart forever and be a classic on your shelves” (RT Book Reviews, Top Pick).

BULLSHIT 50 Swear Words to Color Your Anger Away

BULLSHIT  50 Swear Words to Color Your Anger Away Author Randy Johnson
ISBN-10 1520548753
Year 2017-03-01
Pages 104
Language en
Publisher
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Be honest, you've had a shitty day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stres! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color!* Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults* Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire* The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level* Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons)* Each coloring page is on a separate sheetTAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper

50 Shades Of Bullsh t

50 Shades Of Bullsh t Author Alex Fleming
ISBN-10 2376190010
Year 2016-05-10
Pages 60
Language en
Publisher
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This delectable & impolite coloring book is about to become one of your greatest small pleasures. Printed on black paper, it introduces you to a whole new coloring experience. Your designs will look incredibly vibrant and beautiful. And never worry again about coloring outside the lines. It contains humorous and gorgeous one-sided pages with designs varying from minimal to highly detailed where you'll find cute animals, leaves and abstract patterns uniquely articulated around swear words and expressions such as 'Dumbass', 'You're such a dick', and many others. This Delectable Adult Coloring Book Features: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Some of the words you'll come accross: Dozens Of Delectable Coloring Pages Beautiful Designs To Relieve Stress & Have Fun Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Animals, Leaves, Abstract Patterns And Hidden Little Things Includes Digital PDF Version Of The Book Inside Includes A $15 Bonus Inside Bitch Face Douche bag Fuck Motherfucker Bastard Screw You You're such a dick! Dumb piece of shit Go to Hell, Bitch! And so many more! Find a cozy corner, pick a saucy word, grab your favorite coloring supplies and enjoy this adult coloring journey.

Sassy Sayings Snarky Sarcasms and Saucy Swears

Sassy Sayings  Snarky Sarcasms  and Saucy Swears Author Cristin April Frey
ISBN-10 1523459964
Year 2016-01-20
Pages 52
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
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Sassy Sayings, Snarky Sarcasms, & Saucy Swears is a collection of 20 uncensored adult coloring pages for you to relax and color with your bad-ass self. It is also a perfect gift for your foul-mouthed friends or family. These feisty favorites are are a hit in the Sweary Facebook groups and now they've been compiled into this printed edition for you to enjoy while unleashing your sarcastic side. Each coloring page is one-sided so you don't have to worry about ruining the back side of your coloring pages if you use markers or other wet mediums. The book includes blotter pages in the back along with a color palette template so you can test your colors before using them or practice your color blending. There is a variety of original, completely hand-drawn designs and sayings from simple and easy to intricate and challenging for all skill levels or to suit your mood. It includes favorites such as "If It Requires Pants or a Bra, It's Not Happening Today" as well as the best seller from CristinApril's Etsy shop "And Not a Single F*ck Was Given That Day." You can preview Cristin's work, read her reviews or buy individual pages at her Etsy shop at this link www.etsy.com/shop/CristinApril Adult coloring books are known to reduce stress, calm your thoughts, relieve anxiety, and even help with pain management. It can be used to practice mindfulness and meditation as well as a way to relax. With these sassy and sweary sayings, it makes stress relief much more fun! If you have a bit of sass in your attitude, you will love this coloring book for grown-ups and you will surely get a giggle or two out of it. For more information on the author/artist, please visit her website at www.CristinApril.com.

The Spray paint Mystery

The Spray paint Mystery Author Angela Shelf Medearis
ISBN-10 0590484745
Year 1996
Pages 102
Language en
Publisher Little Apple
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When someone begins painting graffiti on walls throughout the town, Cameron Thompson, a detective's son, teams up with his best friend, Tarann, to figure out if a new kid, a school artist, or a scary guy is the culprit. Original.