Ninja Farts

Ninja Farts Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484905849
Year 2013-02-13
Pages 66
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

The Booger Book

The Booger Book Author J. B. O'neil
ISBN-10 1484983556
Year 2012-03-11
Pages 72
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

Fart Wars

Fart Wars Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484983696
Year 2013-03-12
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

The Fart Book

The Fart Book Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1484926471
Year 2012-04-18
Pages 70
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Fart Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Bestseller! Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll laugh out loud at this hilarious book with dozens of amazing illustrations. You (& Your Kids) Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself - Milo Snotrocket - as he demonstrates all 27 different kinds of farts (and the perfect situations to use them to your stinky advantage) like these: The Scream The Sputter The Rotten Egg Cloud The Cough Cover-Up The Sonic Boom WARNING: Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish "The Fart Book"...because you'll laugh so hard you might be farting yourself for the rest of the day! Here's what kids of all ages are saying about this hilarious illustrated book for kids from 8-12: - "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." - "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" - "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

The Amazing Fart Man

The Amazing Fart Man Author J. B. O'Neil
ISBN-10 1492220310
Year 2013-06
Pages 68
Language en
Publisher CreateSpace
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BONUS - Includes FREE "Amazing Fart-Man" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "The Amazing Fart-Man!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Boy! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts! Get ready to choke on laughter and stinky gas attacks as the dynamic duo of Fart-Man and Stinky: * Patrol the neighborhood in the high-speed Fart-Mobile (it takes Super Premium gas only!) * Battle a gang of bullies, who assemble to form the mighty Bullytron! * Struggle against the nefarious Cheese Cutter...what is his evil scheme to conquer the world!? * Save a child falling from a 20 story building with two farts! * And much, much more.... Purchase "The Amazing Fart-Man" right now for your kids ...and get the "Fart Man" audiobook for FREE (start laughing right now!).

Fart Squad

Fart Squad Author Seamus Pilger
ISBN-10 9780062290465
Year 2015-04-21
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Harper Collins
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It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse—and he's not alone. Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP. "A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"—The New York Toots "A cut above the rest."—StinkyCheese.com "If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" —Rude News "We've been dealt a winner!"—SmeltIt.blog.com

Journey to a Different Dimension

Journey to a Different Dimension Author Demian Schatt
ISBN-10 1484887034
Year 2013
Pages 130
Language en
Publisher Createspace Independent Pub
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A boy who loves Minecraft so much that he has made himself a master of the game, an athlete trying to escape his troubled family, and a beautiful girl who utilizes her intelligence and resourcefulness to overcome her lack of knowledge of the game join forces when they must battle not only to survive but also to find their way back home. Thrown into a different dimension, a dimension where only the very brave and savvy can avoid certain death, Paul, Ryan, and Tiffany face the ultimate test when thrown into the world of Minecraft Follow their adventures through desert, swamp, jungle, and other biomes including the End as they battle witches, zombies, creepers, dragons, and creatures including something even worse, an enemy far more dangerous and crafty. The trio discover secrets of crafting the necessities for survival as well as how to avoid certain death. Enjoy a rip-roaring adventure where friendship, intelligence and courage triumph. Discover the legacy that the adventurers are able to return with from their journey through the intricacies of the game that is captivated millions

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds

Funny Stories for 8 Year Olds Author Helen Paiba
ISBN-10 150980501X
Year 2016-06-02
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher
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This is a bright and varied selection of wonderfully entertaining stories by some of the very best writers for children. It is perfect for reading alone or aloud, and for dipping into time and time again. With stories from Judy Blume, Anne Fine, Dick King-Smith, Morris Gleitzman and many more, this book will provide hours of fantastic fun.

The Shadow of the Galilean

The Shadow of the Galilean Author Gerd Theissen
ISBN-10 9780800639006
Year 2007
Pages 212
Language en
Publisher
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* An updated edition with a new cover * Includes a new afterword from the author * Includes a map of Palestine in the time of Jesus and an appendix on the most important sources on Jesus and his times

Children s Thinking

Children s Thinking Author David F. Bjorklund
ISBN-10 9781506334349
Year 2017-01-24
Pages 720
Language en
Publisher SAGE Publications
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The Sixth Edition of David F. Bjorklund and Kayla B. Causey’s topically organized Children’s Thinking presents a current, comprehensive, and dynamic examination of cognitive development. The book covers individual children and their developmental journeys while also following the general paths of overall cognitive development in children. This unique and effective approach gives readers a holistic view of children’s cognitive development, acknowledging that while no two children are exactly alike, they tend to follow similar developmental patterns. Supported by the latest research studies and data, the Sixth Edition provides valuable insights for readers to better understand and work with children.