Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed  and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449432119
Year 2013-04-02
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including: Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships? If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face. Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized. The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie

Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe  and Other Heartwarming Letters from Doggie Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449413996
Year 2011-10-11
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Peed on You and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy

Sorry I Peed on You  and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449406486
Year 2011-03-22
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Wouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear "first person" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. From Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?!

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452110585
Year 2012-08-15
Pages 111
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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A collection of humorous poems delves into the cat psyche, covering such topics as separation anxiety, scratching at closed doors, and trips to the veterinarian.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Sorry I Slept on Your Face Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449484439
Year 2016-11-08
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Stink Outside the Box

Stink Outside the Box Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 9781449462635
Year 2014-09-02
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, and accept that while we can't control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.

I Knead My Mommy

I Knead My Mommy Author Francesco Marciuliano
ISBN-10 9781452137124
Year 2014-08-05
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Just when we all thought things couldn't get any cuter, from the author of the New York Times bestselling I Could Pee on This comes I Knead My Mommy, a book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. From climbing walls to claiming hearts, these little cats bare all in such instant classics as "And Then You Said 'No,'" "Ode to a Lizard I Didn't Know Is Also a Pet in This House," and "I Will Save You." With adorable photos of the poetic prodigies throughout, this volume gives readers a glimpse into their confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You Author The Oatmeal
ISBN-10 9781449410490
Year 2012-10-09
Pages 80
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You. If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats!

A Letter to My Cat

A Letter to My Cat Author Lisa Erspamer
ISBN-10 9780804139663
Year 2014-10-28
Pages 176
Language en
Publisher Crown/Archetype
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The follow-up to A Letter to My Dog takes on cats, with celebrities writing letters of love and gratitude to their beloved pet felines. Alluring, elusive, mysterious—the cats in our lives are not always easy to get to know. But as with all pets, they have unique personalities and stories to tell. Alongside beautiful four-color photos of their cats, A Letter to My Cat collects personal letters from celebrities offering love and gratitude for all that their cats bring to their lives.

The Grumpy Guide to Life

The Grumpy Guide to Life Author Grumpy Cat
ISBN-10 9781452140827
Year 2014-08-05
Pages 112
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times bestselling debut, everyone's favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat's famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.

Cat High

Cat High Author Terry deroy Gruber
ISBN-10 9781452148878
Year 2015-03-03
Pages 128
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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This hilarious parody yearbook explores the ups and downs of a year in the life of the senior class cats at Paw Paw High School. This active senior class did a lot in their last year of high school: The Glee Club Meowlers recorded their first album, "Songs to Lick Fur To," the drama club performed Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, the Ratters football coach, Fred Ball Whiskers, retired, and Sophie McMeow was voted "Most Chased." Filled with cat class photos, candid shots, and handwritten notes to the yearbook's owner, Nelson "Gill" Fish, Cat High revives the classic parody yearbook in all its black-and-white, feline-filled glory.

Review of My Cat

Review of My Cat Author Tanner Ringerud
ISBN-10 1402285361
Year 2013
Pages 256
Language en
Publisher Sourcebooks Incorporated
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Collects the humorous results of asking cat owners to rate their cats in such categories as appearance, sociability, usefulness, and huggability.

Stuff On My Cat The Book

Stuff On My Cat  The Book Author Mario Garza
ISBN-10 0811855384
Year 2006-09-07
Pages 160
Language en
Publisher Chronicle Books
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Offers photographs of cats with objects placed on them by their human friends, including such items as a toothbrush, toy animal, remote control, top hat, and a breakfast plate filled with eggs, homefries, and sausage.

Cat Shaming

Cat Shaming Author Pedro Andrade
ISBN-10 9781449479169
Year 2016-05-03
Pages 192
Language en
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
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What happens when your cat makes a mistake like ruining something valuable or going outside the litter box? You can't ground or take away their allowance when your cat gets in trouble. So what is the next best thing? Cat Shaming! Cat Shaming is a hilarious collection of photos from owners who express their frustration when their furry best friend does something bad. Millions of cat owners can relate to the antics of these felines while the picture shows a shamed but adorable, innocent looking kitty.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Sorry I Humped Your Leg Author Jeremy Greenberg
ISBN-10 1449480500
Year 2017-06-06
Pages 64
Language en
Publisher
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Comedian Jeremy Greenberg is at it again with another hilarious collection of full-color photos and apologetic letters from dogs to the people who love them--no matter what bad thing they've done! Sorry I Humped Your Leg (Again) is a brand new batch of laugh-out-loud letters (and accompanying full-color photographs) addressed by dogs to their owners. From an impassioned plea to return from the store with the right doggie treats, to a pep talk from your self-appointed "doggie dietician," this epistolary treat offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for a dog lover or anyone who appreciates hilarious insights into dog (and human) nature.